Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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