yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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