you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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