i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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