We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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