I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I deserve this hangover.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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