Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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