I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
