You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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