I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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