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Your face is a jimmy john
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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