that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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