ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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