I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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