I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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