She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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