He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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