Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
She needs sedatives and a leash
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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