They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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