Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
