i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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