Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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