16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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