I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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