Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
