His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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