talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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