Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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