She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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