all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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