where am i from again
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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