One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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