I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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