I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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