fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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