Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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