Apparently you make a good broom.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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