well you can't waste a boner
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
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