I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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