i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
home. puking in laundry basket.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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