This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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