Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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