I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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