she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
you didnt know i had herpes?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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