Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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