It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
