remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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