i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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