how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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