I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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