i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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