You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
my sisters under your porch take her home
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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