i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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